I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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