he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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