You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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