The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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