i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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