I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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