Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just had sex on a roof
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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