Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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