Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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