i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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