Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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