no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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