WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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