Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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