im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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