I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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