im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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