alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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