i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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