if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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