): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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