yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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