Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize