I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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