She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
