Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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