Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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