Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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