they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my poor anus
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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