No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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