So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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