Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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