Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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