i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
