I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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