The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
