and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's shark week go big or go home
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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