Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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