You surviving the open bar?
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Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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