I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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