Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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