Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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