he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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