is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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