Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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