about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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