Betty ford says i'm here all night
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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