I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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