ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
