I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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