I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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