i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
is it fun? or sober?
He has the fingertips of a God
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