if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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