Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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