i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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