If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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