do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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